tour dates

We are going on a tour again. locations and show info updates coming soon.

August 5th - Athens, GA @ TBA
August 6th - Chattanooga, TN @ Anarchtica w/ Twat Sauce, TBA
August 7th - Asheville, NC @ TBA
August 8th - Charlotte, NC @ Milestone w/ Yardwork, Whatever Brains
August 9th - Washington, DC @ TBA
August 10th - Baltimore, MD @ TBA
August 11th - Asbury Park, NJ @ TBA
August 12th - Hartford, CT @ TBA
August 13th - NYC, NY @ TBA
August 14th - NYC, NY @ TBA
August 15th - Easthampton, MA @ TBA
August 16th - Boston, MA @ TBA
August 17th - Philadelphia, PA @ TBA
August 18th - Pittsburgh, PA @ TBA
August 19th - Cleveland, OH @ TBA
August 20th - Columbus, OH @ TBA
August 21st - Cincinatti, OH @ TBA
August 22nd - Bloomington, IN @ TBA
August 23rd - Chicago, IL @ TBA
August 24th - Kansas City, MO @ TBA
August 25th - Tulsa, OK @ TBA
August 26th - Denton, TX @ Rubber Gloves w/ Teenage Cool Kids
August 27th - Austin, TX @ TBA
August 28th - New Orleans @ TBA
August 29th - Pensacola @ Sluggo's w/ The Body(RI), TBA
August 30th - Tallahassee @ TBA
August 31st - Gainesville @ Bo Diddley's

Canadianz Rulez

Here's one for all of our new friends to the north!

BEST WEEKEND EVER!! EY?!

Review of the "Do As I Say,Not What I Do" 7"EP Maximum Rock n Roll issue #325

"No ones can accuse these guys of not being punk," Fred Schrunk says, as a fat woman. She is wearing a long, big, ugly one-piece dress, with a faded-out flowered pattern. "This shit rules. Totally blown-out and fuzzed-out music. You can just barely hear enough of it to understand it's interesting and totally crucial." She lifts her right arm, and scratches her armpits.

She lifts her hands and begins running in position and shouts, "BLATZ fans take note." She is sweating.

She stands still, and then walks to an imaginary board and writes, "The songs are short, catchy, gross, snotty and super fun." She can smell her own armpits. She recognizes a powerful odor, not sure if it is unpleasant or tolerable.

She turns around and looks you in the eyes and says, "The lyrics are cool; the cover art is awesomely dumb." She does jumping-jacks, stops, sticks her left hand under her left breast, lifts it; from under the breast, a dove flies out.

But then she looks to the ground, saddened by her next thought and says, looking at you again, "Four great songs here but seriously sounds like it was recorded on a boombox in a basement. Most demo tapes sound better."

She punches her right fist into her left palm. She stomps her shoes.

Diddo, Joey, Diddo

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

We're Going Going Back Back To MIAMI MIAMI ...For 305 Fest 305 Fest!!

We'll be all up in the city of latinly love May 7th-9th for 305 Fest! We play Churchill's on Saturday at 9pm. For more info on the merrymakings go HERE! See you soon babies' babies. We love you all, despite your pretty faces.

Monday 04/19/10

Were playing at Common Grounds with TORCHE and DEAD FRIENDS

Just remember, it's the day before 420! So bring all your WEEEEEEEED!

So, So Lonely

BIENVENIDO A MIAMI 02/03/VEINTE DIEZ

uh- miami yeah, yeah...south beach, bringing the heat- jig it out, uh


You can watch a video of part of our Miami show at Sweat Records with our friends The Heartstrings and Beings
HERE. Our song featured is "New Friends."

St. Dad/Shreds Split Cassette

Split tape with Shreds from our KEEPING IT TROPICAL DURING THE SNOWPACALYPSE TOUR! 100 copies made. 0 copies left. The two geezers were drawn by rilly. Dowload our side HERE. Shreds side coming soon.

Do As I Say, Not What I Do 7"

This is our new seven inch record. They're hand screened with hand painted rainbows to boot! This record will cost you $4 but we'll throw in our first tape for only $1 more. This download now has the mastered tracks from the record, unlike the previous post. Get IT.
500 copies. Self recorded at Bo Diddley's Old House in Oct.-Nov. 2009 & Self released with money we now desperately need

Tour dates and links

Hello to all readers.

Here's our tour dates. We're going to be on the road with the Shreds from Orlando. Check them out HERE.

We'll have a split tape with the Shreds, and our our debut seven-inch, "Do as I say not what I Do," plus our debut tape, "Keep it in your pants," which was called "potentially crucial" by Maximum Rock n Roll. Check out the full review HERE. Download "Keep it in your pants" HERE.

With much love and warmth,

St. Dad


February 5th
Tallahassee, FL with Sorry Mom at Farside 205 East Oakland Avenue

February 6th
Pensacola, FL with High Fructose at 309 6th Wright St.

February 7th
New Orleans, LA with Nervous Juvenille and Small Bones at Dragon's Den 435 Esplanade Avenue

February 8th
Chattanooga, TN with What If?, 40 oz. Folklore, and Hill Street Houligans at Anarchtica

February 9th
Lexington, KY with Story Time Cory at Crucial Funhouse 249 Kentucky Avenue

February 10th
Bloomington, IN

February 11th
Indianapolis, IN

February 12th
Toledo, OH with Yeti Machete and Chernobyl Babies at Black Cherry Info Shop 1420 Cherry Street

February 13th
Cincinnati, OH with You'll Get Yours at Hot Tub House 1343 Stratford Avenue

February 14th
Columbus, OH with Vacation and Slugging Percentage at Monster House 115 West 10th Avenue

February 15th
Pittsburgh, PA

February 16th
Providence, RI with The Black Clouds and The Ram at AS220 115 Empire Street

February 17th
MA/CT

February 18th
Willimantic, CT at The Handsome Woman

February 19th
Brooklyn, NY with Escarioka, The Brooklyn What, and The Rhodes at Don Pedro's 90 Manhattan Avenue

February 20th
Brooklyn, NY at Tommy's Tavern 1041 Manhattan Avenue

February 21st
Philadelphia, PA

February 22nd
Washington D.C.

February 23rd
Baltimore, MD with Shelter Shock, Sacrifidelis, Gnarly Rueage, Dry Clouds at Monarchs 6826 Hartford Road

February 24th
Richmond, VA at Whoredor, formerly Space Broadessy with Nervous Ticks and CRASS COVER BAND!!!!

February 25th
Charlotte, NC with Junk Culture and Projexorcism at The Milestone

February 26th
Greenville, SC at The Hangar

February 27th
Charleston, SC at Outerspace

February 28th
St. Augustine, FL at Nobby's Tavern 10 Anastasia Boulevard

March 1st
Gainesville, FL at Bo Diddly's Old House 911 SE 4th St.

March 2nd
Orlando, FL with Triscults, Slippery Slopes, Permanent Nap, and Lags at Uncle Lou's 1016 North Mills Avenue

New Orleans February 7th

Pensacola February 6th